take one woman with low self esteem, but quite good hair
add one moronic illness
stir in some medication which causes hair to fall out
mix it all up and this is what you get...

Wednesday, February 20, 2008

Special Agent:Amber A.k.a:"Bam-Bam"
Appearance:Small, fluffy, tortoiseshell, large white feet
Special Abilities: Jumping into boxes, hiding under beds, endearing self to human subjects.

Cover Story: Your owner has gone on an extended holiday. You must be temporarily housed with other humans for your own welfare.

Mission Summary: Study the humans in their home environment, collect data and submit report of lifestyle, behaviours, food and hygiene.

Your duties have two main purposes. Firstly, to engage the humans in order to gain their trust and admiration. Humans are generally weak-minded and will inevitably respond to your charms. Secondly, to collect data on their habitat and behaviours. Duties include, but are not restricted to, the following:
I wish you luck on your mission, Special Agent Amber. Do not let us down.

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